- Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
- *shit explodes*
- Ollivander: Shit
- Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
- Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents
- Ollivander: Perf
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
Plot twist: Santas not real.
Non-believers don’t get naked celebrities under their tree